Kidnapping Christmas

Years: The years Easter has fallen on April 20 are: 1631, 1642, 1710, 1783, 1794, 1851, 1862, 1919, 1924, 1930, 2003, 2014, 2025, 2087, 2098. 

The Paschal Moon is the first full moon that occurs on or after the spring equinox, which

is fixed at March 21st 

How many times has that full moon

Stolen your birthday from you

And given it to Easter Jesus

God’s servant, eager to please us

He, who tried to leave

But see

He returned, best believe he needs us

……Inebriation

Has led to my attention’s

Deviation

Off the beaten path

Let me get back on track…..

Let’s just say..

Here’s a toast to your birthday

And to those who know Jesus as a thief

As an addict to your belief

Let them know, I’ll get him back for this

For your birthday, I know the perfect gift

I’m stealing Christmas

We’ll pop popcorn

And watch Christians

And laugh

While they’re pitching fits

If you wish

Call me religion’s Grinch

But I am more like Robin Hood of the new

Working for the common good too

I could give a fuck about “What Would Jesus Do”

If Easter is going to embezzle your birthday from you

I’ll kidnap Christmas, the entire calendar and that Paschal Moon