This one might not be for you and maybe it is weird but oh well. There may be other options eventually available but the photos are designed to be artistic, intriguing and initiate a response, perhaps appreciation, attractions, a physical or emotional reaction... they are meant to be a disruption unto their own, to distract or interrupt the mundane and initiate a reaction.  I will print one off, sign and ship it to you - don't want me to sign it, let me know.